indooranoexplora:

I am a terrible person.

I laughed. Hard.

(via theriversings)

"Last summer I went to the zoo. It only cost .50 because I am a minor. It cost my parents $1 because they are majors. One day I would like to run the zoo and charge $2 to get in with no discounts for anybody."

— My Summer Vacation by Alex P. Keaton